Today I Learned That One Shouldn’t Spray Paint Inside

“Today I learned that one shouldn’t spray paint inside.

I didn’t learn from someone telling me so nor from reading it in a book,

but rather, I learned because I almost suffocated in the act.

When I turned on the fan in an attempt to save myself,

disco balls and elves went flying everywhere.”

See: Recent arts and craft project. This is not a metaphor.