Evening in the Life of One of God's Soldiers

5:30 PM: Go to Wendy’s. The worker in the drive-thru window gushes over how beautiful I am. I gush over how beautiful his aura is. We decide to become friends. 

6:00 PM: Go home. Eat.

6:30 PM: Go to the aquarium.

7:30 PM: Have an amazingly informative conversation with one of the aquarium employees. Apparently, the aquarium delivers the zebra shark eggs that are dropped in the aquarium, also known as “mermaid pouches”, to be released into the oceans. Also, all of the animals in the aquarium reside within the zone of the ocean waters where sunlight causes their environment to have light during the day, so the lights in the aquarium don’t bother them. Finally, there was a project where they figured out how to draw blood from moving aquatic animals so that researchers could figure out which sections of the ocean need to be protected better based on areas of stress that show up in the animals' blood tests.

8:00 PM: Meet another single mom while our sons run around in circles in the middle of the aquarium. Make mental plans to visit her cool, televised city. Our sons dart off in different directions. She yells that I am so adorable as we run our separate ways.

9:00 PM: Find a Pokémon vending machine with an Elite Trainer Box that is being sold for $50 there and $120+ on the internet. Score!

9:20 PM: Get home. Put my son to bed.

9:30 PM: Stare at myself naked. Gush over how beautiful I am.

9:45 PM: Write.